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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 12:23

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

Why do Trump supporters believe Trump should deport the immigrants? These people you call "illegal immigrants" have lived here for many years, they have houses, jobs, how can you think they will just go back to their country, where they have nothing?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

I’m a 25 year old teacher teaching at boys school & I have colleagues younger than me. I caught one of my students telling her he wanted her as his teacher instead & it hurt my feelings. They compliment her a lot. It makes me jealous. What do I do?

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

What are some mind-blowing facts about Michael Jackson?

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

I can not sleep. what is the problem?

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

Why do I feel worthless most of the time?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

Is it accurate to say that while Donald Trump has "America First" policy, the Democratic Party has "Other nations first" policy?

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Samsung is giving these Galaxy phones a big One UI upgrade - here's which models qualify - ZDNET

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

Texas Tech's NiJaree Canady breaks down after heavy pitching load in Women's College World Series - AP News

Then came..

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What Wilson said about Logan Gilbert’s second rehab start - Seattle Sports

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Posting Memes With Pride - Vulture

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why do I feel so tired all the time even after a good night’s sleep?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried